From spider monkeys to the anole lizard sold on the grand midway and oh yes let me just take a second to say that that lizard I just spoke about, was sold as a real chameleon by the Carnie barkers who's booths lined both sides of that golden runway. "WIN WIN A GIANT PINK BEAR FOR THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!!!! " Every good mark knows you never beat the game! Cotton candy swirling on metal bars, the taffy doing the same trick. XXX-rated playing cards laying just inches away from your hands, your father gives you a wicked smile and he says, "your not old enough yet he laughs, were here for the CANDY RED APPLES". Now I see them in their cages; those D**N MONKEYS! God they look so cute. As you walk by, you look up he says "I told you about them". He's right, your dads best friend brought a monkey for washington; your best friend. And It chased his mother and a salesman around the house with a butcher knife!! Now I see her the BIGGEST ROLLER COASTER OF ALL TIME." Would you like to ride her "I mumble yes!" As we walked away my knees still shaking, I looked up to see a sign that said, "NOW LEAVING THE GREATEST STATE FAIR ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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