I'm not much for dwelling on the deaths of celebrities from the days of yore. But I just learned something about Elizabeth Taylor's funeral that I found interesting and highly amusing. It's also something that I am going to implement into my own funeral service one day. (And that day will probably not ever come quick enough for me. I've thought about titling my autobiography "Sprinting Toward The Grave - The Story of Me". But, I'm sure that I'm going to live a very long life, filled to the brim with frustration and annoyance at every day occurrences, politics and bureaucracy. That would be just my luck.)

From the folks over at AOL News, we learn that Elizabeth Taylor was buried at Forest Lawn Cemetery yesterday and things did not start on time. No. According to her publicist (Elizabeth Taylor still needed a publicist?), Sally Morrison, "The service began 15 minutes after its announced start time in observance of Taylor's parting wish that her funeral start late." That's right. Taylor had left instructions asking for the tardy start and had requested that someone announce, "She even wanted to be late for her own funeral," Morrison said. I find that to be just awesome. That's what I want to do. Make people laugh one last time after I'm dead. That's a true entertainer right there. Nice job.

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This drink is dedicated to the talented, never predictable, man of the hour: 

Charlie Sheen...

Ingredients

2 oz Bacardi® gold rum
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 splash pomegrante juice
1 splash pineapple juice

Mix in a shaker glass, serve and enjoy!

 

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Alex Queral carves famous faces out of unwanted phone books.

Sculptor Alex Queral, 51, from Philadelphia, US, has hand crafted some of the world's most famous faces...

President Obama

Jack Nicholson

Bob Dylan

the artist got his idea and started chipping away when he noticed piles of unused phone books just lying around

Phone Book art of The Dalai Lama called "Free Tibet"

The resourceful artist now produces up to two new impressions every month and has been crafting his works for 14 years.He begins by selecting his famous face and copies it by freehand sketching.His drawing is then placed over the phone book as a template and he uses an artist's scalpel or basic razor blades to patiently slice away at the thousands of pages inside the famous book.

He said: "Every year when the new phone book comes out you see just piles of the old ones lying
around waiting for collection.

"It can be quite tense work sometimes because it takes a long time to finish and when you cut something away you can't get it back again"

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1. Pamela Anderson as Barbara in BARB WIRE [1996]

"Don't call me babe!"

2. Jane Russell as Rio McDonald in THE OUTLAW [1943]

"I had to give you something for your money, didn't I?"

3. Adrienne Barbeau as Lamborghini Babe in CANNONBALL RUN [1981]

"Well, hello there, Hot Pants! Now, you wouldn't happen to have a driver's license tucked down in there, would you?"

4. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD [2005]

"I think something bounced up in my undercarriage."

5. Raquel Welch as Lilian Lust in BEDAZZLED [1967]

"Can you hear my pores breathe?"

6. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN [1996]

"You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel."

7. Jessica Alba as Nancy Callahan in SIN CITY [2005]

"Sleep with me."

8. Jayne Mansfield as Jerri Jordan in THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT [1956]

"If that's a girl, then I don't know what my sister is!"

9. Scarlett Johansson in . . . Just About Anything!

"I'm very comfortable with my sexuality . . ."

10. Erika Eleniak as Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE [1992]

"I told you I don't like guns."

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Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st, 1926 in Los Angeles. Her mother, Gladys Monroe Baker, the girl named in honor of a popular actress when standards. At the age of two weeks, Norma has been given to a foster family, where he lived for 6 years.

Jun 19, 1942 Norma married Jim Doherty, then left school and settled it. One year after the wedding he was hired in the merchant navy, and Norma Jean went to work in the aviation factory. After a while she throws the plant to begin a career model. In late 1944, when Norma Jean has worked at the «Raday Plaine», there appeared an army photographer, who invited her to sit for 5 dollars an hour, and Norma Jean agreed. In August 1946, she received a promise to sign a contract to the studios «Twentieth Century Fox», where it took the lady. At the studio and gave her the name that she later became famous - Marilyn Monroe. Name Monroe belonged to her grandmother.

In October 1948, was released in movie rental «girl», created in the studios «Columbia Pictures». This was the first film in which Marilyn sang and talked.

Marilyn Monroe gets a contract with the seven-studio «XX Century Fox», and participation in the film «Asphalt Jungle» in the title role.

In January 1954, she married baseball star Joe Di Maggio.

This marriage lasted only 9 months.

In March 1954, Marilyn received the award «The most popular actress».

After the wedding of Di Maggio studio «XX Century Fox», invited her pull in the musical «There is no better business than show business».

In January 1955, Marilyn announced the formation of his own corporation «Marilyn Monroe Productions», in which she was president and owned a controlling stake.

Back in 1950, Marilyn met playwright Arthur Miller, but then they parted and met again in 1955. By the time he was divorced, and from the previous marriage he had two children. In summer 1956, they played the wedding. This marriage was the longest: they lived together for four and a half years and divorced 20 January, 1961.

In 1951, Marilyn met with John Kennedy, who later became president of the United States. There were rumors on the novel, as well as on the novel by Marilyn with his brother Robert Kennedy, which included Marilyn very well. All these rumors are not evidence.

Marilyn Monroe died in the night at 5 August 1962 in Brentvude (California) at the age of 36 years from a deadly dose of sleeping pills. There are five versions of the causes of her death: murder committed by special services on the orders of the Kennedy brothers to avoid disclosure of their sexual relationship; murder committed by a mob; drug overdose; suicide;
Tragic mistake analyst Ralph actress Grinsona prescribed patients take hloralgidrat shortly after receiving her nembutala. What was the true cause is unknown so far :(

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