FLASH GORDON HERE, your intergalactic HERO.  FORGET the phonies like MAJOR TOM aka (BOWIE) who did he ever beat, some floozie standing in the lobby of the MARTIAN HOTEL! Noooooo, my friend when you have faced the power of THE ROBOT MEN of PLUTO, THE ONE-EYED WORMS on KARDASIAN, and last but not least MING,THE MERCILESS.  Then and only then, can you call yourself a true spaceman! When I return from these BATTLES I REFUEL with STEEL RESERVE!!! YOUR FEET WILL RECEIVE LIFT OFF, FROM MALTED BARLEY AND SELECT HIP HOPS!! Remember my friends, STEEL RESERVE SLOOOOW BREWED TO GIVE YOUR BODY AND SOULLLL, HIGH GRAVITY! SO SPACEMEN USE YOUR D-CODER RINGS AND PUNCH IN THE#211 AKA STEEL RESERVE AND HAVE A BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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