MASTER

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx