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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle


Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastram on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. Milton Berle If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Milton Berle Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle