A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle


Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastram on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. Milton Berle If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Milton Berle Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle



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He without a doubt is one of the greatest singers of all time and stands on the shoulders of giants; Mel Torme, Tony Bennett(the King of Smooth), and Frank Sinatra (the Chairman of the Board).  Jack Jones has lasted long enough to remind us what real singing is about.  Some of his peers have left the building.  Even today he is selling out Jazz Clubs and other venues around the world.  Passion and impeccable phrasing has given Jack a place among the GODs of Vocal Interpretation.  He is now the velvet fog, the smooth glass man and dare I say it the new Chairman of the Board. 

In an age where the word star is tossed around like a cheap bucket of chicken, some of the great ones still walk the earth.  The words STAR and ENTERTAINER applies to Jack.  Who could forget the melody heard every time the LOVEBOAT sailed.  YOUR HONOR I REST MY CASE!  God Bless you Mr. Jones, long may you sail.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny

Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny

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In his sport  he is the greatest performer of his time! A kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing, jet flying, S.O.B!!!! The name is perfect RIC FLAIR!  A sixteen time world champion, his opponents read like a who's who of the wrestling profession;  Harley Race, Dusty Rhodes, Terry Funk, and who could forget his classic matches against the great Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.  Plus an additional cast of characters far too numerous to mention here. 

The one quote attributed to Ric Flair and recognized throughout the Sporting World, from football, baseball to basketball and beyond is "TO BE THE MAN, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE MAN"!

 Many tried, but few ever did.

           

Ric Flair: To Be the Man (WWE)

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